An ancient novel full of murder, corruption, homosexuality, bestiality, incest and cruelty. It is often read to children on Sunday.

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Hell Yeah Fuckin' Right, a song of Drake's album 'Take Care' raj: dude, drake is raw as hellbob: hyfr

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A game played at either a meal or in a group setting.When at a meal, and everyone is on their phones, grab them and stack them face down in the center of the table. First to pick up their phone, pays the bill for all. If no one grabs it, everyone pays their part.When in a group setting, grab the phones and stack them. Whoever grabs their phone must

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A date with someone you've met over the internet; it's not quite a blind date because you've seen their photo, chatted with them and possibly talked to them on the phone. I have a cyclops date tonight at 8. Text me at 8:20 so I have an excuse to bail if it sucks.

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Someone who has had a lack of sleep, resulting in dark circles under their eyes. Someone who, as a result of too much marajuana, has dark circles under their eyes 1. James was so tired, after only 2hours sleep last night, he has panda eyes. 2. Dude, how stoned are you, you have massive panda eyes

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When you havent had too much to drink the night before, and instead of ruining your morning, the restful sleep makes you feel better than normal when you wake up. Yeah I just had 2 beers last night and went to sleep at ten, woke up with a great hang under.

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when one's spouse or roommate takes the first shower of the day and gets the hot water running so for your shower the availability of hot water is immediate. I love it when my wife is the first one up and is my shower fluffer. I don't have to wait for the hot water to kick in.

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A respectful term for a parent (maternal), the supplement to pops "Chris clean yo got damn room mother fucker"-Mother"Quit sweatin me moms!"-Chris

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To 'smellucinate' - to imagine a smell that isn't actually there, as if to 'hallucinate'. To experience a 'smellucination'. "I thought I could smell weed, but it seems I was just smellucinating". "I had a smellucination".

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When a person does not wash their hands after urinating they receive a yellow card. Similar to a warning in sports. Brent got yellow carded because he is a disgusting douche bag and didn't wash after whizzing.

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A measurement of time totaling 72 days. Became popular after Kim Kardashian's highly-publicized marriage, which ended after 72 days. Listed as one of the up-and-coming words of 2012. I'll see you in a kardash!!My summer this year is only a kardash.Their wedding lasted a few months, barely more than a kardash.

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What straight couples have legally and commonly don't want, and what gay couples don't have legally and commonly want. Irony in the first degree.

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Politically correct way of saying that you look like shit. Showed up real early at a swim meet the other day, this guy says, "you look tired". What he meant to say was, "you look like shit".

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the 6th of May - a special holiday, devoted to nursing hangovers and otherwise dealing with the consequences of Cinco de Mayo Tom: "Hey Dave, why didn't you show up for work yesterday?" Dave: "It was May 6th, remember?" Tom: "Duuude, you were so wasted on Cinco de Mayo- you downed like a full bottle of tequila! That

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Drinko de Mayo is the great Mexican holiday which falls during the month of May. This holliday is not held to any schedule like the ever so regulated "Cinco de Mayo", or May 5th in our native English tongue. Drinko de Mayo is the holiday that celebrates the consumption of copius amounts of Tequila, by men women and children alike. This hol

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1) malapropism for 'intents and purposes'2) seriously determined and focused aquatic mammals, dangerous to sharks For all intensive porpoises, whiskey and vodka will both mess you up in a similar manner if you drink enough

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The constant stream of tears you produce when you're extremely tired and need some sleep. I knew that I really needed to go to bed because of all of my tired tears.

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n. Phonetics for Cluster-Fuck "This is a real Charlie Foxtrot assignment."

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The sensation one feels in their hand or hands after extensive play on video games. The hand feels cramped and strained and jokingly takes on the appearance of a claw. oh man, i've been playing guitar hero 3 so much i've got gaming claw

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Someone with low personal hygiene, ie. avoids using soap; doesn't wash. Soap dodgers smell.

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iPause: The period of time between when the light turns green and the driver in the front of the line of cars looks up from his iPod or iPhone and pulls away from the light. This is usually preceded by the person behind them honking their horn. I cannot believe the amount of iPause time I waste on a typical commute.

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A unit of time ranging in value from one realtime minute to several hours. "Time to complete installation of Windows XP 37 minutes." (24 minutes later) "Time to complete installation of Windows XP 36 minutes. Did you know that Windows XP will speed up all your everyday computing tasks!"

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A man who strives to be a Sugar Daddy but just doesn't have the funds to pull it off. She was all excited that she had finally landed a Sugar Daddy until he rolled up in his Accord. It was then she realized she had landed a Splenda Daddy, instead.

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A phrase usually uttered before a terrible idea. Steve:You know what we should do?Bill:No, what?Steve:Build a castle, on top of a car. It's like a motorhome for kings!

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Every hipster's favorite way to make it look like they take really classy pictures when really they are still using their phones. Yeah, you might look really cute/old school/vintage/retro, but it's still a cell phone picture. Photographer: Hey man, look at this picture I took with my Canon 5D Mark II camera and edited in photoshop! Hipster:

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